After a short bout of confusion, the gathered administration inquired if they would be permitted to bring apples. The head of the University then addressed the proposal, noting that apples were not allowed at the picnic.
After flipping through his notes, Dr. Alfred Manners announced, "I would like to join the administration on this picnic and I offer to bring chicken nuggets." After being informed that chicken nuggets were most welcome at the event, Dr. Manners squealed with glee.
"I am going on a picnic," restated Mr. MacLaughlan "and I am bringing noodles." After an improvisational moment of silence, numerous faculty members began to record the ingredients for the picnic.
"I am going to bring macaroni. Is macaroni allowed at this picnic?" questioned administrator Barbra Matthews. The president approved the motion of bringing macaroni to the picnic. "What about spaghetti?" asked Joseph Mark.
"Spaghetti is not allowed, sorry," apologized Mr. MacLaughlan.
After the meeting was adjourned, Mr. Mark had this to say: "How can we have noodles and not spaghetti? The last time I checked spaghetti was a noodle. The man is a fool! A damned fool!"
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