Livingstone originally took office in 1989 when, just after being born, he destroyed the great catfish that lived in the Hillsborough river. After this, the spirit for the First President appeared before Rob Livingstone, praising him for his incredible combat wisdom and post-secondary facility administrative skills.
It was after the great Rob Livingstone received the Mandate of Heaven that he defeated Tim Cullen, the horrible tyrant and patriarch of our ancestors, freeing us all from a future as university-ridden zombie mind slaves belonging to a disgraced house.
Upon his receiving of the throne that has belonged to our Glorious Leader since the day of his birth, the sky was ripped open and world peace rained upon UPEI. The grounds have since become fertile.
Everyone has agreed that Rob Livingstone, patron of a thousand level minds, is without doubt the perfect leader of our university.
"How could you even think about a UPEI without Rob Livingstone?" asked chairman Frykman.
"To question the glorious Livingstone is on the verge of treason and it is known to all that words of treason will turn to acid in the mouth of the treacherous and they shall be struck down by fire and ice at the same time. All Hail Rob! All glory to the President!"
Since the exhibition election, 340% of students have voted in favour of continuously singing praises to Rob to glorify his powerful deeds and to appease the wrath of our ancestors, who, by their death, are not limited to seeing Rob as only a person, but as the grand SU President they see beyond space and time.
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