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Monday, November 23, 2009

New Crappy Newspaper Comes to U.P.E.I.

CHARLOTTETOWN- The campus of U.P.E.I. was not rocked today as a new crappy student-run newspaper was released. The general student population was unaware of the news, most refusing to comment.

The crappy newspaper continues U.P.E.I.'s rich history of less-than-glamorous news sources, such as the Panther Post.

While the paper does not currently publish its stories on paper, nor even use proper grammar, a few hipsters are hoping for another obscure news source which can be flaunted to show their sophistication.

The paper has received less support from the majority of students, most of who did not know the paper even existed. The most critical reviews of the paper have been received from the existentialist students who state that the paper is nothing more than a "projection of [their] own beliefs".

3 comments:

Kate McKenna said...

silly. all the hipsters write for the cadre.

I'm totally in favour of another 'paper' at UPEI. happy writing. if you need a hand with anything, give me a shout.

Kate McKenna, editor in chief of the cadre

Adjunct Vice Assistant Editor said...

What's this? No enmity, even after a not-so-favourable mention? Now where are we going to get ideas for snarky editorials?

Seriously though. Have fun being a real paper with real stories. We'll pick up the pixellated parodical slack, so to speak.

Cheers,
SG 2.0

Student Reporter said...

Glad that we have the support to broadcast SG 2.0 brand truth all over our acre-sized world. As mentioned before, we'll try to stay amusing, and you stay hip.

Sign off,
the Other SG 2.0, village idiot

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