WINSLOE- Little eight-year-old Gregory Walters was excited for Christmas, especially when he unwrapped a new Playstation 3 from Santa Claus. However, the shouts of joy subsided once Gregory's father revealed the box to contain only 3 pairs of sweatpants instead of the powerful gaming console.
"I immediately regretted the prank" said Ashley Walters, Gregory's mother. "For a moment, I thought we had killed our son. His look of utter devastation was horrifying."
Gregory stood holding the closed Playstation 3 box for what seemed like an hour, silently sobbing. His Christmas dreams ruined by cotton trousers, Gregory then did what was only natural. After throwing the box at his parents, Gregory pulled a lighter from his pajama bottoms and set the family Christmas tree aflame. After briefly yelling at his parents in inversed Latin, Gregory knocked down three walls with his little hands.
"At first it was terrifying, but then I realized that my son was truly expressing his feelings with a violent passion." said Ashley Walters, who teaches art at the local high school.
"Honestly, I was impressed with Gregory," Said Jim Walters, "if I had known my son was able to wreak demonic havoc in the household and maim the family cat without a second thought, I would have enrolled him in hockey years ago."
Friday, December 25, 2009
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