NORTH POLE- Two 72-year-old mysteries have come to rest. On Thursday, Canadian Forces discovered Santa's secret workshop about 800 kilometers north of Alert, Nunavut. Infantrymen were shocked when it was revealed that Kris Kringle was actually the legendary pilot Amelia Earhart.
"We never suspected this to be the case," reported Cpl. Alana Lammond "We burst into the household and discovered Ms. Earhart suiting up."
"I had encountered trouble when flying over the Pacific Ocean. Eventually I decided that I would fly north to Canada," said the 112-year-old pilot. "We ended up in the North Pole and never left."
It was from then on that Earhart took on the persona of Santa Claus and delivered presents to children throughout the world. "Oh, it was always fun. I got to fly around the world every year and I got elude the media. Great fun."
"I guess it was time for the charade to end" said the saddened pilot. "I would have continued to get away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling kids."
Wednesday, December 23, 2009
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