NORTH POLE- In a shocking turn of events, Santa Claus has declared bankruptcy following the release of Timmy Walker's Christmas wishlist. The holly jolly elf was very sombre at the press conference.
"It's sad to see such a beautiful thing come to an end, but the economic pressure has been building over the past few years. Wishlists have gotten more exorbitant and labor more expensive since the elves unionized back in '03." Mr. Kringle stated.
"The final straw was the release of Mr. Walker's wishlist on Friday. Usually we're able to justify modifications to the list through naughtiness, but Walker has been immaculate throughout the entire year. Who's able to do that?" he asked while beginning to tear up.
The list includes numerous expensive items ranging from a Ferrari Enzo to video games which have yet to be released.
"I knew it'd be hard on Santa" said an unapologetic Walker. "But I know he'll pull through. Besides, how else could I possibly get a copy of Duke Nukem Forever?"
"Who needs 6 Playstation 3's?" asked an exasperated Santa Claus as he left the press conference by putting a finger to his nose. The twinkle in his eye was noticeably vacant from the conference.
Thursday, December 17, 2009
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